I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
