oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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