Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I want a musical about memes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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