are you still at the devil's house?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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