No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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