That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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