I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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