Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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