i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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