I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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