Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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