Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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