I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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