Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
