Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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