Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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