I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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