did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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