we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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