My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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