I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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