i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
ok first of all what the fuck
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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