Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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