hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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