I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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