There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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