Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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