I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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