he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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