Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
