Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
