Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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