Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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