i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
