You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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