yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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