I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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