After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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