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Don't drive home.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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