don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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