it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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