he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't deserve a penis
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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