Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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