it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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