I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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