i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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