hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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