last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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