Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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