Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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