I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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