But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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